Easy way to go carbon neutral
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How to go carbon neutral.
Not.
Company: We're going carbon neutral!!
In our head office only.
Just the electricity and natural gas use.
By doing offsets.
By planting trees in ecologically inappropriate places.
Each tree is counted five times. Once by us, once by the organisation that planted it, once by the country in which it was planted, once by the country in which the organisation is headquartered and once by the country in which we are headquartered.
The farm we displaced for the trees has relocated to the forest.
75% of our planted trees will be dead within 5 years.
Join us in celebrating the new carbon neutrality of Gigantic Oil Refineries LLC!