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2026-09-19 17:35:32
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sean_ae
sean_ae@post.lurk.org
do you vote in polls on mastodon?
pls boost
yes
0 Votes | 0%
no
0 Votes | 0%
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2026-09-19 17:37:44
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*_jߍyrope
jrp@hub.kliklak.net
@sean_ae
No-sayers will be liars ;)
10
2
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2026-09-19 17:40:08
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Rushup_Dee
Rushup_Dee@mastodon.social
@sean_ae
damn I never see these votes
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2026-09-19 17:49:31
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nrg
energyismassivelight@mastodon.social
@sean_ae
well this is my first time voting in a poll, so no up until after i cast the vote which would've make it yes (cant change vote so i remain a honest citizen!)
im going to pretend im the only ethical no voter
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2026-09-19 17:51:32
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camille
Lime@post.lurk.org
@sean_ae
do you like voting on a poll asking you if you like making polls asking about voting in polls ?
yes
0 Votes | 0%
no
0 Votes | 0%
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2026-09-19 17:58:35
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toffo / sbd 🏳️⚧️
toffo@mastodon.social
@sean_ae
im honest. now you gotta guess. or not guess.
ha-ha
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2026-09-19 18:05:24
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fuzzle @ cccfr
fuzzle@chaos.social
@sean_ae
wow dissonance in nay sayers
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2026-09-19 18:07:58
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Chang Terhune
changterhune@mastodon.social
@sean_ae
do you respond to polls on mastodon with more polls?
Yes
0 Votes | 0%
No
0 Votes | 0%
Monkeys
0 Votes | 0%
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2026-09-19 18:17:07
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John Ulrik
ujay68@mastodon.world
@sean_ae
@catsalad
« Ceci n’est pas un sondage. »
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2026-09-19 18:33:18
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Fairness4All
closeted_unionist@mastodon.social
@sean_ae
Classic catch/ conflict? Vote yes, ok, Vote no, then you have voted in a poll in mastodon, therefore you must put yes??
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2026-09-19 18:33:51
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shonin
shonin@c.im
@sean_ae
Sometimes, but if there were a way to categorically mute them, I think I would.
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2026-09-19 18:35:38
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DMTom
DMTomas@mastodon.social
@sean_ae
if one presses no - one can legally shave all those who do not shave themselves;)
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2026-09-19 18:42:16
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Lazy B0y
lazyb0y@mastodon.social
@sean_ae
if yes is going to win that just proves a massive lack of humor on mastodon
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2026-09-19 18:49:51
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UkeleleEric
UkeleleEric@mstdn.social
@sean_ae
needs to be a third option - don't know.
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2026-09-19 19:05:54
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Mike Conley (:mconley) ⚙️
mconley@fosstodon.org
https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/117/298/784/797/918/105/original/ce85b905ba1cba5b.mp4
@sean_ae
An animated GIF showing a bearded barber in a town where the rule is that the barber must shave all and only those men in the town who don't shave themselves. The barber is wondering who shaves him.
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2026-09-19 19:08:00
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Chancerubbage
Chancerubbage@mastodon.social
@sean_ae
It is possibly a rule of thumb that most such requests get a response rate in the low single digits - any thing from 1% to 4% response rate is expected to excellent.
It certainly hasn’t helped since the internet has allowed anyone with a vested interest to hound us to death nonstop.
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2026-09-19 19:08:45
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Mish
ovalvoal@mastodon.social
@sean_ae
wrong answers only 🥳
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2026-09-19 19:24:37
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Supermoosie
SuperMoosie@mastodon.au
@sean_ae
C) Other
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2026-09-19 19:29:06
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Erik
erikcats@dice.camp
@sean_ae
this is a trap
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2026-09-19 19:46:23
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Kailas Idavanmuzhi
saliaku@mastodon.social
@sean_ae
no -> no, but for this one
Thank me later
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2026-09-19 20:02:27
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Roy 🧉
RoyHoward@tkz.one
@sean_ae
where's the option "it depends"?
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2026-09-19 20:10:08
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Pedro Mateus
pedro_mateus@mas.to
@sean_ae
35% of respondents didn't understand the assignment
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2026-09-19 20:14:18
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Zuthal
zuthal@floofy.tech
@sean_ae
14 liars, as of the time of writing this reply
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2026-09-19 20:14:49
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Zuthal
zuthal@floofy.tech
@sean_ae
about 268 liars, as of the time of writing this reply
1
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2026-09-19 20:21:37
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Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧
f800gecko@mastodon.online
@sean_ae
lol
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2026-09-19 20:24:17
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Ox1de
Ox1de@cyberplace.social
@sean_ae
I votes no, to be sarcastic
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2026-09-19 20:29:24
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Ivi Choc
IviChoc@mastodon.online
@sean_ae
😂 👍
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2026-09-19 20:46:44
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André Polykanine
menelion@caneandable.social
- Filtered: filter -
@sean_ae
Always. I even want a filter-like timeline with polls. Maybe it's a perversion, I don't know, I just love polls and surveys.
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2026-09-19 21:04:24
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Amro has been
amro@todon.nl
@sean_ae
Normally yes, but not now to upset the scientists and fuck up their dataset
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2026-09-19 21:06:07
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Daniel M Karlsson
t36s@social.ordinal.garden
@sean_ae
I misread that as "do you vote in
all
polls on mastodon?"
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2026-09-19 21:14:09
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Exxo
Exxo@nrw.social
@sean_ae
35% with a fine sense of irony.
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2026-09-19 21:47:35
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It's Pronounced DEETS :anarchism:
PaulDitz@todon.eu
@sean_ae
(I only voted no for the irony)
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2026-09-19 21:52:05
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Bonkers
bonkers@nerdculture.de
@sean_ae
I lied
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2026-09-19 21:59:24
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Cherri 🏳️⚧️
cherricock@mastodon.social
@sean_ae
what is this? A paradox? I choose to not engage.
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2026-09-19 22:12:24
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Lieven
Lgo@hostux.social
@sean_ae
No, but I mute people who open useless polls. (not an option, so adding it in a comment).
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2026-09-19 22:16:39
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John :af: :60: :05: :12: :GP: :FTS:
John@fairdinkum.one
@sean_ae
By voting NO, you’ve participated in a poll. So YES is actually 100%
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2026-09-19 22:34:10
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stevone
stevone@mastodon.social
@sean_ae
this seriously may be the most engaging post ive ever seen on mastodon 😂🥇
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2026-09-19 22:41:23
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Felix
fxx_xxf@muenchen.social
@sean_ae
the "no" people are obviously lying
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2026-09-19 22:47:00
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Asakiyume
asakiyume@wandering.shop
@sean_ae
Ahahaha, love it.
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2026-09-19 23:03:30
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🐜
antdude@mastodon.social
@sean_ae
i just voted
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2026-09-19 23:29:17
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Minski
Minski@kinkycats.org
@sean_ae
Voted No.
Next: Divide by zero!
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2026-09-19 23:42:51
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nowhereman (nicht der andere!)
Nowhereman@troet.cafe
@sean_ae
I can't believe, but my honest side has wone. But a "No" would be the better answer, even as a lie.
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2026-09-20 00:27:32
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Dan Kletter 🥑
soundclamp@mastodon.xyz
@sean_ae
Do any of the following apply to you? Answer yes or no.
YES OR NO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPPDrXHjJx8
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2026-09-20 00:28:33
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Joe :tinoflag:
Antigrav@mastodon.nz
@sean_ae
, haha, 100%voted, except the ones not shown that ticked show votes.
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2026-09-20 01:05:25
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Edelruth, PBS Passport Holder
Edelruth@mastodon.online
@sean_ae
Im having a problem with 35% (currently) of the replies on here.
One of thise responses should be a steady 0% 🤓😎
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2026-09-20 01:07:37
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Hoss
Angryhoss@mastodon.social
@sean_ae
this is the 1st one I've seen
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2026-09-20 02:07:23
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JennyFluff :heart_trans: 💾
JennyFluff@chitter.xyz
@sean_ae
[see results]
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2026-09-20 03:10:17
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Ben Brockert
wikkit@mastodon.social
@sean_ae
sometimes
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2026-09-20 22:25:58
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Huntn00
Huntn00@mastodon.world
@sean_ae
I’m no fool! This is a gotcha trick to see if you’ll be suckered into voting , lol. For the record I’ve voted yes. 🙃
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2026-09-21 11:05:40
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nilsmielke ⁂
nilsmielke@det.social
@sean_ae
@holger
Would have voted “never”, but well…
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